If Britney Spears were your daughter, sister, BFF, what would you say or do when she walked into your bedroom for a visit today? Wait! I forgot to mention, she just left rehab, she’s bald–no, not there. That’s old news–she’s bald headed, and she has two new tatoos. So, do you act shocked, mildly surprised with fake compliments, or pull the covers back over your head and mumble, “Britney you’re a desperate bore. By the way, today is not a good day for your suicide. Sometime after the Anna Nicole funeral would be better for your press.�
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