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Raise Your Hand If You Think Britney Spears Needs Rehab
Not that she seems to be paying much attention, but hopefully when that line around the block gets massive enough she will start to care about what people are saying, and stop thinking they are still there to cheer on her latest album, released several children ago. Does Britney really not see that she is no longer famous for her music, but rather…just for being so tragically Toxic.
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Reese Witherspoon Is Not Bothered By Her Stretch Marks and Cellulite
The Walk The Line actress - who is divorcing husband Ryan Phillippe - can accept her imperfections because they are the result of giving birth to her two wonderful children. Reese - who has a daughter Ava Elizabeth, seven, and a three-year-old son Deacon with Ryan - told New! Magazine: “I am covered in stretch marks and cellulite but it doesn’t bother me at all. My body will never be the same again but I really don’t care.”
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Renee Zellweger's New Hairstyle: Chopped Off Buch
Is it just us, or has Renee Zellweger jumped aboard the latest Hollywood trend? And no, we're not talking about nose-candy and diet pills, (those timeless "trade secrets" are far more enduring than any passing fad) nor do we mean to imply Renee's suddenly started shilling for Windsor Pilates or even ProActive.
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Beyonce on the Cover of the New Swimsuit Issue of Sports Illustrated
Beyonce on the Cover of the New Swimsuit Issue of Sports Illustrated. Your first look!
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Gwen Stefani With & Without Makeup On Her Way to the Jimmy Kimmel Show
Before and after makeup photos of Gwen Stefani on her way to the Jimmy Kimmel show in Los Angeles, Feb 9.
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The Jews Are Trying to Save Britney Spears From Herself
Britney Spears, who seemingly has been on a complete downward spiral after flashing her vagina and disgusting thong all over the internet, has been targeted by a Rabbi for an intervention
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Hottie Jake Gyllenhaal at the BAFTAS in London
I know many of you will sell the tip of your clit for a little Jake Gyllenhaal, so here he is at the BAFTAS in London last night. Helen Mirren, Forrest Whitaker, Jennifer Hudson and Alan Arkin all picked up awards.
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